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Only one man in a hundred is a leader of men.
The other 999 are trying their best to
catch up with some woman.
Don't just keep the Faith
The Hardest Part
|The only thing worse than being criticised is finding out nobody cared how many mistakes you made.||
In every marriage
Even when I joke
The trouble with this world
C O M P R O M I S E
People who won't work
The trouble with this world
It is IMPOSSIBLE
You can rip off
some of the people Most of the time.
But sooner or later
All of the People will insist on
letting someone else do it to them.
A Sample of Some Published,
A wise man
Never Tries to Pretend
He is any smarter
Than I think he is.
|When I was acting as bodyguard one time the guy I was with left me in the
pickup to guard the money we still had, the gold in the jewel case, and the merchandise in
the back we'd already bought from other stops.
We must have had over $20,000 all told and were in a neighborhood where petty theft, burglary and robbery were the predominant means of support. As more and more eyes slid my way to evaluate my cargo I decided that I'd better devote my attention to looking bad.
It wasn't that hard. After all, I am 6'2" and I weighed 240. I won my first knife fight at age 11 and had been shot at a few times before then. Mickey Spillane came on strong. I scowled at everyone. I was bad. "Don't even think about coming over this way." Mickey never could have done it so good.
Then this tall dude approached us from down the street. His angry eye studied every man in sight. Then he ignored everybody there and headed right for me. I scowled fiercely. He noted it, and kept right on coming. Anger burned its way right up to the top of my eyebrows. I was ready to blister every hair off his head.
He stopped beside my door, staring right at me. I cranked the window down about four inches, just low enough to let him know I wasn't afraid of him, and still high enough to get the message across I didn't want any trouble either.
"I'm hungry," he said. "Can you spare a dollar or two for me to get something to eat?"
I studied him for a moment and having been homeless myself for eight long years, I realized he really was hungry. I reached into my own pocket to bring out 3 one dollar bills. "Thanks," I said as I handed them to him.
"You're welcome," He nodded, and walked back the way he'd come from, right past the big liquor store and into the big bakery that specialized in day old bread.
People were watching me. I tried to scowl to show how bad I was. But it didn't work; out of everybody on the street that man had unerringly picked me out as the nicest guy there.
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The answer to all my short prayers
seems to be a long list of things to do for someone else!
I will always have the courage to check my convictions,
and if I don't have any,
to believe the subject isn't that important.
Once you get used to a certain level of pain
anything less is pleasure.
The wish to be somebody is more persistent than the burning need to become somebody.
Get on your knees to ask the Lord for Guidance,
Then work like the devil was right on your heels.
|You can take my advice with complete confidence because my only desire is to straighten you out.||If you really have to ask, you really don't want to know.||Buddy, that's a hot potato, no matter how you mash it.|
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