by Lin Stone
choose only three or four answers. Is
this thing going to
Before you finish reading this page I hope you will agree with me that Ink blots are prejudiced.
Ink spots are used by psychiatrists precisely because they are prejudiced.
Psychiatry is the art of making you dream up dark, sick thoughts, then making you feel guilty about the dark, sick thoughts you dreamed up so they can prescribe a power pill to pop that coincidentally costs a fortune, and invite you back next week for the next session, -- if you can live with yourself long enough to make the appointment.
Think about the ink blots they use for a second. Look at a dozen of them and how would you describe them?
You're right. Now,
Do any of these
descriptions make you
Let me ask you another question. When ad writers want you to crave their brand of whiskey do they show you wretched drunks staggering around in dark, dangerous alleys? Do they show a man in a 73 hour beard desperately shaking the bottle to get the last drop while a naked child tugs at his arm, whining for a morsel of stale bread?
They are smart enough to show you a wonderful party with the lights shining down on gleaming, smiling blondes, with these sweet, sexy people dancing to erotic music that is playing softly from somewhere in the wealthy, cultured background.
They aren't playing fair, are they?
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Even psychiatrists have studied enough psychology to know a little bit of color can even make bad things look good, but then, psychiatrists don't want you to feel good, they want you to feel threatened,
That's where they make their money, and convince you to set up recurring appointments with PayPal -- That's why they use those DARK, SUGGESTIVE INK BLOTS!
They know all too well that when they can make you
worry about what's hiding under your
Most people go see a psychiatrist first with just a little problem -- and before a single month has gone by they have improved so much they can t even take a shower by themselves unless they have popped a puny little $64.00 pill the psychiatrist insists is going to help them -- someday soon.
Psychiatrists have to work hard to keep patients Eager to pay any price they ask, just to get rid of the bad images that a visit to their drab, faceless office provokes in the first place.
If they wanted to play fair,
they would at least use a few bright colors
"Why, Doc, suddenly they look like cute little Easter bunny rabbits having the time of their lives! I remember one wonderful Easter when,,
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