Copyright © 2001
by Craig Lock
|Dear Santa, Please give me a doll this year. I would like her to
eat, walk, do my homework, and help me clean my room. Thank you, Jenny
Dear Santa, I wish you could leave a puzzle under the tree for me. And a toy for my sister. Then she won't want to play with mine and I can have it to myself. Merry Christmas, Cassie
Dear Santa, I need a new skateboard for Christmas. The one I got now crashes too much. Band-aids would be OK too. David
Dear Santa, How will you get into our house this year? We don't have a chimney and my father just installed a very expensive security system. Julie
Dear Santa, My mother told me to write to you and say thanks for the train set. My dad plays with it all the time. Mike
Dear Santa, I would like just one of everything. Thank you. Nancy
Dear Santa, Could you come early this year? I've been really super good, but I don't know if I can last much longer. Please hurry. Love, Jordan
Dear Santa, I lost my list of toys, so please just send me the stuff that you forgot from last year. Todd
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has authored several books, written many articles,
and migrated from South Africa to New Zealand where the sun
never sets on today. One of Craig's very important "missions" is
helping people to achieve their full potential in life by following
their dreams. The article below is a sample of the writing Craig
is capable of teaching you how to produce.
Dear Santa, Would you rather I leave you cookies and milk
Dad says you'd probably like the pizza.
Dear Santa, Please give me a tank, a jet fighter, 20 green soldiers,
and a bazooka gun.
Best Wishes from the First City to see the Sun in New Zealand
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And now, for Craig's last bit of advice --
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE WORLD ENDING TODAY, IT'S ALREADY TOMORROW IN "LITTLE, SCENIC AND TRANQUIL" NEW ZEALANDW ZEALANDND
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