|For some people it seems that robbing a
bank or winning the lottery is the only way to break out of debt,
but like every way of earning quick cash there are a number of
pitfalls to be avoided. Assuming you've followed the advice in the
previous two articles you are now ready to escape the bank with wads
This is the part of the bank robbery that so many amateurs get wrong. The getaway is as critical to your plan as any other element.
Many is the bank robber who has jumped in
his mum's car and driven straight home, only to be tracked by the
line of dripping oil leading to the car in the driveway.
Keep reading and I will reveal the low down on how to make a clean getaway.
First, Don't Spend Too Much Time In The Bank
It's important for you to know roughly how long you will have to complete the robbery. The easiest way of doing this is driving as fast as you can from the nearest police station to the bank you intend to hold up. The smartest way you can do this is getting one of your henchmen to drive as fast as possible from the police station to the bank you intend to rob. There's something about taking off with squealing tires and a cloud of smoke that tends to alert the cops, and your heist will go poorly if you have your car confiscated for minor crimes like speeding, running red lights and failing to give way to elderly pedestrians.
So, somehow find how quickly you can expect the police to turn up and then subtract a minute or two to ensure you are gone before they show up. As you leave the bank, don't forget to yell madman abuse at the staff threatening to shoot anyone who calls the police. Maniacal laughing is optional but really sets the whole thing off nicely if a film crew has made it to the scene.
A diversion is good too
If you are unsure of how long the police will take to turn up, why not plan a nice diversion. Phoning in a bomb threat on completely the other side of town is a great way of getting all the police moving in the wrong direction. Of course, if you phone it in from your house they will pretty soon be moving in the correct direction again. Parades are also a great way to disappear and have been PROVEN to work in three out of every four movies where bank robberies occur.
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